Things science can't explain

Like why are there some people who cannot change their facial expression due to the wind changing direction.

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Jeff Magnets and his roving band of International Soft Men

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Dark matter

Piers Morgan having had sex. With people.

Why eating toast crusts makes your hair go curly

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I’ve never seen a proper scientific explanation as to why a person will disappear if they fart and burp at the same time and don’t put their finger on their belly button.

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Martin Freeman

We will never know what the moon is or what it wants

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why a duck’s quack doesn’t echo

Why wanking makes your palms hairy

If a plane on a runway will take off

But we do know it REALLY wants something.

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They did some research on this a few years back. It’s because the duck’s in an anechoic chamber.

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Why bumblebees can’t fly

why dogs can’t look up

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How much wood a woodchuck would chuck.

What geese are so angry about

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Fuckin’ magnets

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How pigeons know where home is, no matter how far away you take them.

Also, there’s no such thing as baby pigeons. They just appear fully grown out of nowhere.

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