Dying in quicksand
Being in the French Foreign Legion and being buried in sand up to your neck.
Free pogs inside bags of crisps
Those curtains you put up in a doorway instead of a door, where it’s made of all long strings of beads.
Jumping over London buses on a motorbike
Those photos were the outside is all blurry and it makes everything look like a modal instead of a real thing
That’s the ones
Call of Duty
stepping in dog shit
When you’re looking from my angle it’s not so bad
Daredevils is a good one
They can look pretty cool, but yeah, it ran its course:
Anyone seen David Byrne’s latest tour? It’s basically just these…