“I went to this cute deli in Martha’s Vineyard at the weekend, but would they take AMEX? Hell no!”
What other things could Americans theoretically say?
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“Can’t wait to get out of work, so I can kick back with a couple brewski’s”
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It costs how much for a big gulp!? That betta be includin sales tax. I tell ya, like I don’t got enough goin on with gas prices. Jeez Louise
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I gotta wake my ass up at 6am every day this week and drag up to Las Colinas. Yeah, I’m doing the drywall up there at the new McDonalds.
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Did you hear the Queen died? Whaaat Beyonce’s dead?!?!
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A kid in our class cussed out the teacher so now he’s banned from Homecoming
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ey! Im walkin here!
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Hi, I’m from Canada. Just kidding! I’m from America.
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Hey! That jackass just cut in line!
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something with vocal fry
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Just gonna have some smores for breakfast
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go cats
Don’t forget to write me!
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I’ve got a hankering for a breakfast casserole
can I get 6 rounds of ammo, a corndog and a 40 oz bottle of Budweiser
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G’day mate!
Haha, I’ve been working on my Australian accent for a part in a film here in Hollywood where I live. What do you think??
Just hanging at the mall with my friends Chad, Brad and Creg
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I plead the fifth!
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I support the right to bear arms
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“So where you from?”
“England”
“Ahh Europe then”
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