Things that Americans could theoretically say

“I went to this cute deli in Martha’s Vineyard at the weekend, but would they take AMEX? Hell no!”

What other things could Americans theoretically say?

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“Can’t wait to get out of work, so I can kick back with a couple brewski’s”

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It costs how much for a big gulp!? That betta be includin sales tax. I tell ya, like I don’t got enough goin on with gas prices. Jeez Louise

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I gotta wake my ass up at 6am every day this week and drag up to Las Colinas. Yeah, I’m doing the drywall up there at the new McDonalds.

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Did you hear the Queen died? Whaaat Beyonce’s dead?!?!

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A kid in our class cussed out the teacher so now he’s banned from Homecoming

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ey! Im walkin here!

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Hi, I’m from Canada. Just kidding! I’m from America.

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Hey! That jackass just cut in line!

something with vocal fry

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Just gonna have some smores for breakfast

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go cats

Don’t forget to write me!

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“It’s a true honor that an American owns the world’s greatest soccer club, AFC Bournemouth”

I’ve got a hankering for a breakfast casserole

can I get 6 rounds of ammo, a corndog and a 40 oz bottle of Budweiser

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G’day mate!

Haha, I’ve been working on my Australian accent for a part in a film here in Hollywood where I live. What do you think??

Just hanging at the mall with my friends Chad, Brad and Creg

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I plead the fifth!

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I support the right to bear arms

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