Things that Americans could theoretically say

“GEE WHIZZ MISTER!”

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Of course I don’t have a passport!

OI BLOIMY MATE, FEESH AND CHEEPS CUP O TEA?!

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“Honey! There’s a gator in the yard again!”

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See ya later alligator!

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“Let’s go hit 3rd Street and Main for a slice of pie!”

Hi, my name’s NeilYoung, and I’m a really great guy.

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‘Oh man what a stunner by Stone Cold! USA! USA! Woah whats The Rock doing? USA! USA! USA! A Pedigree by Triple H! USA! USA! The British Bulldog is here?! USA! USA!’

I could care less!

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Sir, this is a music forum.

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I figure we outta make mention of, and I could care less, the plaintiff left through the elevator and is now cussing on the sidewalk. French fries.

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You just got served, buddy.

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Officer Reinholb and his team immediately swam the suspect’s vehicle, and the 5 hour long chase around sunny Cobb State finally comes to an end. Hard to imagine this guy going fast anywhere soon BEHIND COUNTY BARS.

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TOMMY USED TO WORK ON THE DOCKS

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I came here to do two things, drink some beer and kick some ass. Looks like I’m almost out of beer.

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great thread

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can it, chickenshit!

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Some jerk’s ralphed in the parking lot!

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“Darlene have you seen my fanny pack?!?”

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you’re just posting quotes from your own household now.

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