Tumble dryer and dishwasher
Radiohead and Coldplay
corporate ceo’s and drug dealers
That’s not true. Coldplay have some great songs.
Whatever this is, it’s blocked on the work wifi
are there any that come ready muted
The wrongest thing ever written
waluigi and the dalai lama
Norway, Sweden and Finland.
Just essentially one big bit of land with lots of beautiful men and women where everything is very expensive.
Coldplay are good, you’re all being silly and performative.
Indie bands are all the same though. Weezer, pigeon detectives, neutral milk hotel, etc. All the same band with the same music.
all the young russell comedians like stewart lee said, but also include rob beckett, acaster, all the ones on the shiny panel shows
all exactly the same jokes
Horses, donkeys, mules. What even is a mule? Simply a short horse
Throw a zebra in there and I’m with you. Just a half painted horse
I would take great delight in being contrarian enough to stand up for coldplay but the lad can’t hold a tune, the lyrics are nothing and their songs range from forgettable to outright upsetting. They sound like they’re trying to be david guetta playing a damien rice song. Just not even really music. Beyond terrible.
but also basically the same as radiohead, true.
And deer. Just a horse with a hat on
Spaghetti and noodles.