Things that are difficult to judge


#21

Olympic diving. How the fuck is it possible to accurately judge a dive in real time?


#22

If i have a second pint at lunch i’d text in sick and turn my phone off, no doubt about it.


#23

The cover of Razzle is generally a decent enough indication of the contents. I’m told.


#24

Any of those “how many sweets in this jar” competitions at county fayres. Could be anything between 100 and 6000. No idea.


#25

how much pasta to put in


#26

mega city one


#27

Wedding present choices


#28

Cash. Easy


#29

How much to drink before watching live football and enjoy it


#30

I have never ever taken enough cash on holiday with me. Always end up paying some extortionate rate of exchange when I draw it out at an ATM machine with my PIN number.


#31

A crisp fifty pound note tucked into the g-string of the groom


#32

The correct level of banter in any given social situation.


#33

Well Tone, at the museli bar I have a scoop that lives inside the museli part of the muesli bar and I have worked out that 5 scoops is the ideal amount of scoops of museli.


#34

How much milk though (or non-dairy equivalent)?


#35

Tommy
Bizarro
George Best
Seamonsters


#36

the amount of time that has gone/is left when watching a film at the cinema


#37

Well Tone, I like to have a mix of plant based milk with some water. I use the same small bowl each time so I know to cover the museli just about with plant milk and then a splash of water from the brita.


#38

I’m glad that you have found a system, I endeavour to find one of my own…


#39

*Brassneck (obvs)


#40

Create a muesli bar and you can!