Things that are disproportionately painful (in relation to the damage they cause to your body)


#1

Stubbing your toe

A paper cut


#2

Bollock kick. Usually fine.


#3

Another fun game would be to vote on which one of these you did most recently

  • Stubbed toe
  • Paper cut

0 voters


#4

Mate that could be very serious :frowning:


#5

Stepping on a plug
Squeezing a spot on your nose


#6

Yeah but often not. Hurts anyway.

Ok disregard my entry. I’ll think of another.


#7

Yes Yes Yes


#8

Bumping funny bone (cwbaft)


#9

A quick google didn’t help me…what does this mean please?


#10

Ingrowing hair


#11

It’s a welsh swear word for when you injure yourself

Chance would be a fine thing


#12

Cramp. Agony for 30 seconds. Then absolute relief.


#13

Garlic in a finger cut.

Always unexpected because garlic seems like one of the more clubbable members of the kitchen gang, but it’s got a vicious streak, and it won’t apologise for it.


#14

It certainly hurts like hell and I appreciate the contribution to the thread…but I wouldn’t want you to be walking off a big thwack to the knackers as if it were “just a scratch”


#15

Tell you what absolutely knacks then just stops knacking the instant it finishes.

Laser tattoo removal.


#16

Ok ok. I retracted my balls!


#17

I’m just thinking of your future offspring


#18

Dead leg after a reading session on the toilet. It’s the elbow pressing down on the knee. After I get up, I keel over. Then I get up and keel over again.


#19

Drinking alcohol.


#20

Shampoo in the eyes. I’m blind! I’m blind! No, wait… I’m fine.