It’s the Germans that keep trying to kill me with cheese when I’m over there. Had one of them look me right in the eye and say “we don’t eat a lot of cheese in Germany” while we were stood in front of a cabinet full of sandwiches that literally all had cheese in them.
Mind you this same person also fraudulently claimed to be qualified to practice in Germany and then lied about that to my face too so maybe this was just him.
This isn’t true but it’s knowledge centred around footballers which I can respect.
Incidentally where is the strangest place a football manager player could be recruited from?
Yeah, vimto has different packaging too, more like the original design. They’ve adopted it as the official drink to break Ramadan with which is why its so popular. Imagine how smug you’d be attaching your brand to something in that way where basically everyone drinks it as part of their religion.
Side note. When fewer people were going to church there were too many communion wafers being produced so what the manufacturers did was fill them with sherbert and so the Flying Saucer was born.
I saw a robin today kerms and literally shouted at it, ‘‘it’s way too warm for you pal’’. The robin played it cool but definitely registered my pertinent observation.