roast dinners are not overrated, it’s just that very often they’re shit

in a pub, a roast dinner will be shit 99% of the time, the spuds are always crap. ALWAYS

xmas dinner - turkey is shit, my parents have never had one for crimbo. when i was young they said it was cos they knew we wouldn’t eat it all (especially as we’ve always gone to my aunt’s house for boxing day). now they just outright admit that they think it’s shit. we’ve had all kinds of things over the years, pheasants, goose, really high quality bit of beef etc.

while i’ve probably described other things i’ve read on DiS as the Wrongest Opinion of all time, this is definitely going ot be hard to beat

pizza is the finest achievement of humanity

like roast dinners, 99% of champagne experiences are poor but when you drink stuff that’s really really good it’s absolutely wonderful - and therefore not overrated

see also: steak, when it’s just average it’s SHIT

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cricket

(do we still do that?)

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A pub roast dinner is just an excuse to go to the pub earlier than seems acceptable on a Sunday. They’re always rank.

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this is good and correct

football is a far better reason to go to the pub early on a sunday

can’t remember what the fixtures were but a couple of years ago i took a day of annual leave to recover after watching a super sunday, was a good of my time imo

When @Avery and I last made Christmas dinner for my family my step-dad said it was the best he’d ever had. And my step-nan is a brilliant cook.
:sunglasses::sunglasses::sunglasses::sunglasses::sunglasses::sunglasses:

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Just catching up with this thread. You’re all on my shit list

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Except @Aggpass , confusingly

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Yes. Hardly eat steak. But if I do, it has to be from a very good restaurant or I cook it.

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the worst is always steak sandwiches in chain pubs

makes sad just to think about it

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Oh I’m mad

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Getting a like from @marckee

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Nahhhh

bus drivers waving at eachother

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^this

tits

who am I kidding, they’re massively underrated really aren’t they?

I’d say they are probably rated about right (great things rated greatly)

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one always seems to be rated slightly more highly than the other though eh?

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Like testicles, but good.