Things that are immensely satisfying


#1

I’ve been chewing on a pen for a while, I’ve bitten off the clicky part on the end and revealed the ink tube. I’ve bitten the ink tube and cracked it in a pleasingly uniform manner. You can even slide another pen into it and splay open the cracks like a plastic flower. No-one else at work is that fussed for it, but I’m pure buzzing.


#2

This is amazing news


#3

Sex


#4

It’s nice to see persistence and hard word actually being rewarded for a bloody change


#5

I don’t work in the family pub any more, but always loved hoovering up a peanut.


#6

You’re not going to top that. Might as well take the week off work. You’ve earned it.


#7

Are you going to have it bronzed?


#8

Can’t believe we have potw sorted on Monday morning already


#9

The album / podcast I’m listening to lasting the exact amount of time it takes me leaving my flat to arriving at work.


#10

You’re not going to top that. Might as well take the week off. You’ve earned it.


#11

Loads in here


#12

This event deserved its own thread, we only had inklings back then of what satisfaction really is.


#13

People will speak of this day for years. Like when there was that big puddle in Newcastle.


#14

My favourite thing about all this is that it took a lot of work to get the amazing results in the op. I imagine at first it looked like it might just be a bit of pen chewing but image


#15

Getting a sleeping baby changed without waking it up


#16

A big well earned poo you’ve been storing for your own throne.


#17

Proper shit this mate, not satisfying me at all


#18

A ludicrous reaction to the majesty of the pen end. To be fair Lynsey at work thought it was nothing special, the wife too. It’s a marmite satisfier


#19

When you’re half-guessing a password for something and you get it right first time.


#20

Squeezing goo* out of my long redundant navel piercings. Not showing you a pic, soz.

*what even IS that stuff that oozes out of piercings? **
** FAO of any marckees, that’s a rhetorical question, you do not need to google. I don’t actually want to know.