I’ve been chewing on a pen for a while, I’ve bitten off the clicky part on the end and revealed the ink tube. I’ve bitten the ink tube and cracked it in a pleasingly uniform manner. You can even slide another pen into it and splay open the cracks like a plastic flower. No-one else at work is that fussed for it, but I’m pure buzzing.
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This is amazing news
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Sex
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It’s nice to see persistence and hard word actually being rewarded for a bloody change
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I don’t work in the family pub any more, but always loved hoovering up a peanut.
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You’re not going to top that. Might as well take the week off work. You’ve earned it.
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Can’t believe we have potw sorted on Monday morning already
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The album / podcast I’m listening to lasting the exact amount of time it takes me leaving my flat to arriving at work.
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You’re not going to top that. Might as well take the week off. You’ve earned it.
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Loads in here
This event deserved its own thread, we only had inklings back then of what satisfaction really is.
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People will speak of this day for years. Like when there was that big puddle in Newcastle.
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My favourite thing about all this is that it took a lot of work to get the amazing results in the op. I imagine at first it looked like it might just be a bit of pen chewing but 
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Getting a sleeping baby changed without waking it up
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Proper shit this mate, not satisfying me at all
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A ludicrous reaction to the majesty of the pen end. To be fair Lynsey at work thought it was nothing special, the wife too. It’s a marmite satisfier
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When you’re half-guessing a password for something and you get it right first time.
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Squeezing goo* out of my long redundant navel piercings. Not showing you a pic, soz.
*what even IS that stuff that oozes out of piercings? **
** FAO of any marckees, that’s a rhetorical question, you do not need to google. I don’t actually want to know.
I am sitting on one at the moment but I think I have timed it just wrong and London Bridge is going to get the brunt of it
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