Things that are immensely satisfying

[still_he_persisted]

I’ve been chewing on a pen for a while, I’ve bitten off the clicky part on the end and revealed the ink tube. I’ve bitten the ink tube and cracked it in a pleasingly uniform manner. You can even slide another pen into it and splay open the cracks like a plastic flower. No-one else at work is that fussed for it, but I’m pure buzzing.

[ma0sm]

This is amazing news

[NoahVale]

Sex

[anon5266188]

It’s nice to see persistence and hard word actually being rewarded for a bloody change

[anon67149139]

I don’t work in the family pub any more, but always loved hoovering up a peanut.

[Epimer]

You’re not going to top that. Might as well take the week off work. You’ve earned it.

[ma0sm]

Can’t believe we have potw sorted on Monday morning already

[roastthemonaspit]

The album / podcast I’m listening to lasting the exact amount of time it takes me leaving my flat to arriving at work.

[Epimer]

You’re not going to top that. Might as well take the week off. You’ve earned it.

[marckee]

Loads in here

Satisfying things

https://www.instagram.com/p/BONDY09B6pR/?taken-by=golfgrinders

Oddly satisfying things

I said “oddly”, so unless your wanking technique is spectacularly inventive, it doesn’t count. I’ll start: plucking out a long/scraggly eyebrow hair with thumb and forefinger.

[ma0sm]

This event deserved its own thread, we only had inklings back then of what satisfaction really is.

[Epimer]

People will speak of this day for years. Like when there was that big puddle in Newcastle.

[boothyfearssatan]

My favourite thing about all this is that it took a lot of work to get the amazing results in the op. I imagine at first it looked like it might just be a bit of pen chewing but

[rich-t]

Getting a sleeping baby changed without waking it up

[andyvine]

Proper shit this mate, not satisfying me at all

[still_he_persisted]

A ludicrous reaction to the majesty of the pen end. To be fair Lynsey at work thought it was nothing special, the wife too. It’s a marmite satisfier

[SenorDingDong]

When you’re half-guessing a password for something and you get it right first time.

[anon32406580]

Squeezing goo* out of my long redundant navel piercings. Not showing you a pic, soz.

*what even IS that stuff that oozes out of piercings? **
** FAO of any marckees, that’s a rhetorical question, you do not need to google. I don’t actually want to know.

[RonyD]

I am sitting on one at the moment but I think I have timed it just wrong and London Bridge is going to get the brunt of it