Things that are more exciting to anticipate than actually experience


#21

Eating a breakfast buffet: great
Immediately after eating a breakfast buffet: pure, distilled regret at my lack of self control


#22

I think every gig I’ve been to in the past year, I’ve been under the average age of the attendees by a good ten years. Mostly I get irked by the people losing their fucking mind over very middling material (Nada Surf again).


#23

Old men are as bad/worse at gigs than students imo


#24

Not sure I’d be too happy with those smells in the morning


#25

You even liked the second reply.

This is breathtaking.


#26

Live it; breathe it.


#27

I’ve noticed my gig going career started off being the youngest there obviously, sometime in the noughties started to be older than the average, now I’m back to being the average again, youngsters seemingly weren’t in it for the long haul, off listening to soundcloud rap presumably


#28

That’s anticipation though, Shirley?

Edit: THIS HAS ALREADY BEEN COVERED, THROW ME DOWN A WELL


#29

Key word


#30

I see this has been covered


#31

I admit that what I described there was certainly anticipation.


#32

This will aid my hangover!

6 sausages later…


#33

no thanks


#34

What do you like for breakfast Smee?


#35

Something involving raw chorizo no doubt!!!


#36

Smeetabix
Smeetos
Kedgersmee


#37

I reckon Smee likes a bowl of cheerios for breakfast sometimes. Strikes me as the sort of man who would care about the balance of grains he was getting.


#38

I bet Smee likes a glass of OJ as well sometimes and probably calls it “OJ”


#39

Reckon he has it with juicy bits?


#40

I bet he does and I bet he calls it “pulp” for some fucking reason