Things that are more exciting to anticipate than actually experience

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Had a hotel buffet breakfast last weekend. My son (8) started with a pain au chocolat, went back for 2 croissants, got me to do him 2 pieces of toast on the self-toaster thingy, ate that lot before finally going back for a plate full of just sausage and bacon. Absolute hero.

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Thatā€™s a strange name for a child

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BEEEEEEVES

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It would be really funny to make a thread called #JustSmeeThings and then weā€™d post about stuff with the hashtag #JustSmeeThings maybe

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I donā€™t think that would be funny

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Iā€™m sorry to say that I donā€™t believe this works.

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I donā€™t think thatā€™s a very good idea, feels mean

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*feel smeen

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Yeah, it definitely wouldnā€™t be funny tbf

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Check the edit

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Quite like it when you go to a foreign hotel and they attempt a buffet breakfast to appease the brits but you end up with like chorizo sausages and fried mortadella or something

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Frankfurters as the sausage option

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Yes! Reckon swimming pool slide could be a strong contender here too

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Best form of egg IMO

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Sex

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This every time

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Also at a hotel buffet they always seem to be dished up with one of these chaps

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This is a ā€˜pea scoopā€™ apparently. What gives?

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Iā€™ve used one of those to scoop peas before

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I am rarely satisfied by a chocolate bar, and yet I constantly yearn for even the simplest Freddo bar.