Things that are more exciting to anticipate than actually experience


#61

Also at a hotel buffet they always seem to be dished up with one of these chaps

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This is a ‘pea scoop’ apparently. What gives?


#62

I’ve used one of those to scoop peas before


#63

I am rarely satisfied by a chocolate bar, and yet I constantly yearn for even the simplest Freddo bar.


#64

I wish you’d told me before I made the booking


#65

Do you think if you put loads of eggs in an empty jacuzzi it would cook them?


#66

anyone that’s spent the night with me would completely disagree, there’s no way you’d be anticipating it excitedly


#67

Feels like it wouldn’t be very efficient, but we won’t be paying the leccy bill lol


#68

Yeah, it was pretty bad tbh


#69

Being in a band


#70

did you make this joke already too? i’m not going to check


#71

Barely qualifies as a joke tbqfh


#72

me-ow


#73

Feel deeply sorry for whoever has to clean the jet nozzles


Thread for posts that are funnier out of context
#74

We officially beevin’ yet?


#75

I feel like egg might be an improvement over the usual there tbqfh


#76

I wonder if dried scrambled egg or dried… other things would be harder to chisel off.
Think there could be a thread in this


#77

It’d just be @xylo providing all the answers


#78

i mean this is mainly just going to help provide a list of hot-tub bannings.


#79

Do you ever listen to Hot Water Music while you’re in the hot tub?


#80

Hotel stays in general. Might just be jaded from my audit days but I’d take a night in my own bed over a night in a five star hotel any day. Any. Day.

Do quite like the buffet breakfast though.