Things that are really dangerous

Guns
Nuclear power station accidents
Opening a can of corned beef

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The sea

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putting mentos into diet coke

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Michael Jackson’s 8th album.

Also come to think of it, Michael Jackson.

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Liaisons

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Putting a grape in a microwave

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Running with scissors

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Nearly lost an arm trying to get into a tin of corned beef when I was a kid. Haven’t touched the stuff since. The risk/reward ratio is well off with that one.

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Cars

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Juggling chainsaws

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Opening the laptop at midnight after an evening getting leathered because you’ve just had a brilliant thought you need to share on the internet.

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You’re picking a fight with a powerful enemy in Gary Numan there.

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Going into enclosed spaces, particularly underground. You can pass out from lack of oxygen surprisingly quickly.

The French ones are the worst

Got a scar across my right index finger from opening a can of corned beef 19 years ago. Had to do a three hour Materials Engineering exam the next day. I handed in a paper covered in blood, with an explanation tying everything together on the front, written partly in my own blood.

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Garage doors

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According to Electric Six, High Voltage is dangerous.

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Giant hogweed

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Brian

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the combination of phones and alcohol

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