Nuclear power station accidents
Opening a can of corned beef
putting mentos into diet coke
Michael Jackson’s 8th album.
Also come to think of it, Michael Jackson.
Putting a grape in a microwave
Running with scissors
Nearly lost an arm trying to get into a tin of corned beef when I was a kid. Haven’t touched the stuff since. The risk/reward ratio is well off with that one.
Opening the laptop at midnight after an evening getting leathered because you’ve just had a brilliant thought you need to share on the internet.
You’re picking a fight with a powerful enemy in Gary Numan there.
Going into enclosed spaces, particularly underground. You can pass out from lack of oxygen surprisingly quickly.
The French ones are the worst
Got a scar across my right index finger from opening a can of corned beef 19 years ago. Had to do a three hour Materials Engineering exam the next day. I handed in a paper covered in blood, with an explanation tying everything together on the front, written partly in my own blood.
According to Electric Six, High Voltage is dangerous.
the combination of phones and alcohol