Things that are weirdly difficult.

Typing a satisfactorily random number. Like if you want to do a made-up telephone number and you go 07482 232 482 ← just looks shit and made up (don’t ring it please in case it’s real)

Or you are doing a comedy - “This is post #1,323,423” ← does not look like a random number.

Am I making sense? Hello?

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No idea what you mean with the first post.

I find adjusting straps absurdly difficult.

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Blowing balloons
Blowing bubbles in gum
Whistling
Pronouncing F sounds

All impossible. Don’t trust anyone who can do any of them

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Never had any problem blowing balloons but came to say tying them.

Sorry was a typo. Should have said ‘balonz’

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Making polls on this site

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Coming up with a fictional name for a story.

“John…nnnnnngh Johnson… ffffuck”

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I think trying to do anything randomly. Like when we had 3 or 4 picture tiles to intersperse among our plain tiles in the kitchen. Anywhere I put them looked like it was selected by a NASA computer.

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Writing an address in the middle of an envelope

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Plugging in a USB…

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Weirdly I was lying in bed coming up with names this morning. For no reason, I think I’m actually okay at it. Others may/will disagree on this I’m sure, which is why I won’t provide an example :blush:

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Using a can opener.

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Just go to a cemetery, lots of good names knocking about there.

Coming up with funny names is really hard. When Chris Morris and Matt Berry do it it seems like the easiest thing ever but then you try it and none of them are funny

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Bill Carr, 10 King Road, Ipswich

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Totally agree with this and the numbers thing in your first post. Often think about how embarrassing it must be deciding on a band name for this same reason :woman_facepalming:

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This seems to have become an issue for me in the last couple of years. I’m certain they’ve changed something about tins

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I was on the phone recently and they asked for my phone number. Went totally blank but instead of just saying that, I thought I could just wing it so confidently went ‘077’ then just said a load of random numbers. Was pretty sure I’d given them too many so I said ‘oh wait sorry, that’s my old number, can you give me a minute and I’ll check my new one?’

God knows why I didn’t just say that in the first place.

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