things that aren't footballers that sound like footballers

theydon bois

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delonghi lattissima

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actually most coffee machines

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Mesut Ozil

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this isn’t a place to work on your standup routines damnit

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Stanford Le Hope

Chester Le Street

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Dunelm Mill
Clas Ohlson

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yes. this is particularly believable

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Dependable left back, a long term pick in the Swedish side and journeyman for multiple sides who struggled in the prem league. Slowing down a bit now but still regularly appearing as a Blackburn mainstay.

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Jabra Elite

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Ronald Macdonalds

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Kia Picanto

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Eddie Stobart definitely played for Leeds in the 70s

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image

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Barry Lyndon

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Stephenson Bridge

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I presume all these play for Bournemouth?

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Hangar Lane

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