things that aren't footballers that sound like footballers

Greatest player in the history of AFC Bournemouth

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Harmony Hall
Jonathan Low
Mansard Roof

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A footballer is really just a person when you think about it

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So this thread is really ā€˜things, including peopleā€™s names, that sound like they could be peopleā€™s namesā€™

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Dennis Goalkeeper

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The difference is that footballers donā€™t all come from the UK, so a lot of the posts are people thinking names are funny because theyā€™re unfamiliar, which is usually because those names arenā€™t common in the UK.

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youā€™re way off mate. way off.

Think it should be ā€˜Things that arenā€™t names that sound like footballers.ā€™, personally.

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Eggslut is a really common name in Europe

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Tutti Frutti

Legendary

Number Eleven Shirt.

Duncan Shrewbie

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Please donā€™t doxx me

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Yeah but they have to not be footballers

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Peckham Springs

Sudafed Max

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Brazilian front three -

Donnay
Umbro
Sondico

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Youngster Diadora coming off the bench for the last 15.

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Rebecca Adlington

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