Was at a mate’s at the weekend and noticed their settee was the same as mine.
I said “I’ve got the same settee as that one”.
Got home and it wasn’t the same settee. Moreorless same colour and shape, but the fabric was different and the one at mine has different arms. Then I thought, I’d be great at that;
Professional Couch Mistaker.
What about you?
Professional Namer of All 50 US States in Less Than 8 Minutes
Don’t have a peanut allergy but I reckon I could make life difficult for those that do.
Just last night my wife and I were discussing how to make money from both her ability to tell you what other films/tv that person has been in and my knowledge of which year records came out in.
Doing nothing. I’m good at that. Good for nothing.
Singing along perfectly to loads of song lyrics.
Just found this quiz, managed it with time to spare but it’s difficult on phone especially if not sure on spelling
Dismounting the travellator at the airport without breaking stride. As soon as that becomes a full time job and/or Olympic sport I will be quids in.
Jordo, you’ve properly done me here mate.
Overcleaner of the dishes
Telling you the year that a film was released in
Sleeping. I would be a fucking millionaire if I could get paid to just sleep well.
Being a mother fucking badass.