Things that aren't often/ever used for their intended purpose

[Epimer]

[anon29812515]

[futilityofendeavour]

The police, to be nice to nice people and horrible to horrible people

[JaguarPirate]

How often do people put their boots in a car boot? Or their purchases from Boots?

[zxcvbnm2]

Fleshlights don’t even light up.

[badcustard]

Don’t think I’ve ever sliced a fish with a fishslice

[Epimer]

You haven’t lived

[badcustard]

Also, I’ve never used duct tape on a duct or duck tape on a duck

[Yesiamaduck]

Rubbish Bag

[Lo-Pan]

I had no idea that was known as a parcel shelf

[rich-t]

What did you think it was called? Let me guess, there’s some weird Scottish word for it

[Yesiamaduck]

ACK SIT DOON

[ma0sm]

Baseball bat

[Lo-Pan]

Aye, it’s an Auchterdorrich.

[Aggpass]

The Undertaker

[Kathy]

Mostly we do the same,we never use the place and things as per required purpose.
Must follow the instructions to maintain the cleanness ,

[ma0sm]

Excellent point!

[colon_closed_bracket]

Impressive that we’ve been on NewDiS for three and a half years, and nobody’s yet signed up as Kathy

[1101010]

Apart from @Kathy

[colon_closed_bracket]

Well yes, until now, Theo.