#1

Various car warning beeps and bongs. Stop being so dramatic, parking sensors, I’ve got about three feet left. Oh the outside temperature has dropped below 4.0 degrees, has it? Give a fuck. Check engine, is it? Fucking make me.

Also my dishwasher beeps when it’s finished but my washing machine doesn’t, which makes no sense.

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#2

Bruce Springsteen

#3

Take it to the things that are etc

#4

My ex-manager

#5

Serving sizes

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#6

My cooker has got some sort of sensor in it - gets all bleepy when I’m leaning over to stir things or tuck a tea towel a bit messily into the oven door handle .

Fuck you bleepy - i know what I’m doing, didn’t ask you to stick your oar on

#7

You now

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#8

Came here to make this joke kthzbai

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#9

Work laptop reminding me that my password will expire in 9 days.

Talk to me in 9 days, dickhead.

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#10

Storage space running out
Some system functions may not work

Oh right, like I’m going to do anything about it.

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#11

All the stuff on the bottom steps

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#12

The thing in my car that beeps if it thinks someone is in the passenger seat without a seatbelt on. It is invariably my handbag or laptop. There’s no way to tell it to stfu other than moving the offending item or doing up the seatbelt- OK, maybe it is the boss of me

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