Things that can absolutely fuck off


#1

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#3

This sounds great! I’ll get us some tickets :kissing_heart: :hugs:


#4

estate agents listing studios as 1 bed flats


#5

If you want to be in an enclosed space with me after having that much cheese and fizzy booze, absolutely be my guest.


#6

Racism


#7

the first two words are absolutely enough

once had an incredulous argument with an estate agent trying to sell me a one bedroom, two bathroom flat, who said it was a ‘great feature’. fuck. off.


#8

Racism AT the prosecco and pizza festival


#9

My age of empires game crashing after I’ve spent hours accumulating enough gold and stone to build a wonder


#10

iTunes.


#11

If it’s a pizza festival they’d surely have a cheese you could consume that wouldn’t kill your belly. SO YES! YES I WOULD!

@pinkybrain “Bacon mashed potato stuffed rolls” …


#12

Being at work at this time of year when every fucking e mail comes back with an Out of Office and its raining and RARRRRGH


#13

oh man that game <3


#14

but… that is a great feature.


#15

one bedroom, two bathrooms?


#16

It’s the perfect ratio.


#17

Yeah!


#18

early Brendan Urie band name deemed too close to the bone.


#19

I’ve got tickets for this. Don’t even particularly like chilli:


#20

That would absolutely ruin me.