Things that can absolutely fuck off

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This sounds great! I’ll get us some tickets :kissing_heart: :hugs:

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estate agents listing studios as 1 bed flats

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If you want to be in an enclosed space with me after having that much cheese and fizzy booze, absolutely be my guest.

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Racism

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My age of empires game crashing after I’ve spent hours accumulating enough gold and stone to build a wonder

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iTunes.

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If it’s a pizza festival they’d surely have a cheese you could consume that wouldn’t kill your belly. SO YES! YES I WOULD!

@pinkybrain “Bacon mashed potato stuffed rolls” …

Being at work at this time of year when every fucking e mail comes back with an Out of Office and its raining and RARRRRGH

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but… that is a great feature.

It’s the perfect ratio.

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Yeah!

early Brendan Urie band name deemed too close to the bone.

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I’ve got tickets for this. Don’t even particularly like chilli:

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That would absolutely ruin me.

I’ve signed my mum up for the chilli eating contest. She doesn’t know. I’m just gonna go and get boozed up.

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The continued resurgence of the word ‘cyber’.

We now have a ‘Head of Cyber’ at work, FFS.

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a/s/l?

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Congrats on the new job pal! :smiley:

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