Cyder*
The worst song on an album also being the longest (especially if its songs are otherwise very brief).
always this
The way Americans say “twat”.
Proper twats
u twot m8
People causally spitting in public
Snotrockets
vaping. either smoke or absolutely fuck off. (i actually love vaping)
Programmes about houses on TV (other than Cribs, obviously). Seriously, who cares? And who gives a fuck that much that there are dozens of the fucking things?
Grand Designs is nice, gentle viewing, m8.
Estate agent fees that are almost double the rent
See latest FJM album
I mainly listen to music in my car on a cd player that I’ll generously describe as ‘functional’ (can’t skip tracks, change volume, no aux etc), so that album would kill me!
Haha no volume? Fucking hell what happened to it?
The previous owner! It’s a car of many quirks and mysteries but it was free, so I can’t be too critical!
That one might not be as bad, but all that shit where it’s just following a pair of tories around looking at houses. Why would anyone possibly give a fuck?
Looks like they’re having fun you barnacle.
This however…