PVA Glue - Primary Schools
Cord retract function - hoovers
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Thought your gf was into arts & crafts? We’re literally drowning in the stuff in my gaff.
cheese whirls - primary schools
Fucking great shout
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She is a primary school teacher so I’m drowning in Pritt Sticks, green biros and board markers
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Toothbrushes.
I used to use old toothbrushes to clean football boots
That’s literally the only other thing I could think of using a toothbrush for.
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Me too. Nice to be on the same page about this.
You can use them to plant DNA on evidence
PVA Glue!?
Use them to clean various small parts of my bike
EDIT: as @allnerve has already said
PVA glue is a terrible adhesive, what else would you use it for?
Chainsaws. No need to knock with a chainsaw.
Fucking bikes “oh no, me chain has come off” 
What a load of shite
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Some punks use it for their hair-dos
And as a delightful nosegay
Punks have nosegays?