That anyone enjoys sparkling wine. The ceremony and celebratory pageantry aspect of it, sure, pop as many corks as you like, but nobody then has a big sip and thinks ‘mmm delicious fizzy heartburn juice, more please!’.
This has just turned into a “whinging about popular things” thread.
like the future heat death of the universe - inveitable on dis.
Welcome to the boards!
Is this the wrestling opinions thread? Because boy do I have some opinions about wrestling!
Everyone else sees thread unrelated to wrestling: nothing
Wrestling fans see thread unrelated to wrestling and the opportunity to talk about wrestling:
@anon19035908:
FTFY.
Not just doing a ‘I don’t like things’ post. I truly don’t believe you’d ever drink a glass of refreshing water and think it would be better if it were carbonated. Sparkling water tastes stale, it’s not refreshing, and it’s just deeply unpleasant - surely it only exists for aesthetic reasons (hur hur bubbles go brrrrr) rather than hydration ones. Have accidentally bought it on several occasions when trying to source some water when dehydrated in eastern Europe, and it’s a true Darth Vader NOOOOOOOOOO moment.
You do realise you’re on DiS, yes?
Only the biggest ballers can appreciate the luxury of sparkling water
Yep. Only ever get it when on expenses
She also has a mole, so double whammy
@froglet’s socks
Fuckin love the stuff
Roger Daltrey’s entire contribution to goglebox last week was him explaining how he likes to have half sparkling / half still water.
He seems like a very dull man
use it to make soup
still don’t believe you can get food poisoning from rice
it’s just rice. it’s fine.