Things that don't do what they're supposed to do, so you wonder how and why they exist


#1

Crap hand dryers in pubs which dry your hands no better than being breathed on by an 90 year old asthmatic. I don’t understand it. How can a hand dryer manufacturer knock up a prototype and come to the conclusion that “yep, that doesn’t work - let’s make 100,000 of them”?

Please use this thread to post other observations worthy of a Michael McIntyre comedy routine.


#2

Most earphones, mine seem to break after like a month


#4

‘Resealable’ packets of pasta


#5

Democracy


#6

Don’t know where you shop mate, but these have come on leaps and bounds in recent years.


#7

Capitalism


#8

Democracy


#9

Dousing Rods


#10

#11

Facts


#12

Are we not communitying right now?


#13

Any kind of hook or shelf that sticks to tiles/the wall using suction cups. Think they must test them without ever putting anything on them, because whenever they get loaded up they always sodding fall off.


#14

The ‘Mute User’ feature on community.drownedinsound.com.

Also, Democracy