Things That Footballers Like - NOT a football thread

Hello everyone, after some discussion about the fact that footballers love Stereophonics (along with chats about old footballers loving Only Fools and Horses and new footballers loving Drake) it has been decided that we need a “Things That Footballers Like” thread so that is what this thread is.

Footballers really, really like playing golf on their days off

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Football

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Buying racehorses when they’ve retired

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Scoring goals!

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Not Benoit Assou-Ekotto!

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breaking lockdown

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gambling

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Visiting a school and casually keeping control of the ball while several small children try to tackle them

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Having multiple threads a day made about their profession

Luther Vandross

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Can we say what individual footballers like?

For example, Jamie Vardy likes Red Bull, Christian Fuchs likes American Football and Matt Le Tissier likes denying climate change.

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Pretty sure Bobby Zamora didn’t like football, he just happened to be good enough to carve out a decent career.

Putting their shirts over their heads

Mesut Ozil likes playing fortnite

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rio ferdinand likes to merk people

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Spitting in the faces of children

Victor Wanyama - spaghetti

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Fitting song titles into their post-match interviews

Nandos
playing Fifa or fortnite

this emoji :see_no_evil:

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