Hello everyone, after some discussion about the fact that footballers love Stereophonics (along with chats about old footballers loving Only Fools and Horses and new footballers loving Drake) it has been decided that we need a “Things That Footballers Like” thread so that is what this thread is.
Footballers really, really like playing golf on their days off
Buying racehorses when they’ve retired
Not Benoit Assou-Ekotto!
Visiting a school and casually keeping control of the ball while several small children try to tackle them
Having multiple threads a day made about their profession
Can we say what individual footballers like?
For example, Jamie Vardy likes Red Bull, Christian Fuchs likes American Football and Matt Le Tissier likes denying climate change.
Pretty sure Bobby Zamora didn’t like football, he just happened to be good enough to carve out a decent career.
Putting their shirts over their heads
Mesut Ozil likes playing fortnite
rio ferdinand likes to merk people
Spitting in the faces of children
Victor Wanyama - spaghetti
Fitting song titles into their post-match interviews
playing Fifa or fortnite