Things That Footballers Like - NOT a football thread

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Independent financial advisors - they’re very keen on tax efficiency

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Scarface

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It’s the fans that like the scarves

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outfitting their homes to look like tacky hotels

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Swearing at referees

Appending “sy” to their teammates’ surnames

Benoit Assou-Ekotto too.

Gerard Piqué likes late-noughties indie rock.

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Xabi Alonso likes Pavement

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And Belle & Sebastian, and Mad Men. A lot like me, maybe slightly better at football/slightly less handsome.

Putting their laces through it

romps with stunnas.

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Eatin Ass

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Big Nev posted something about MBV the other day

Didn’t The Fiver have this joke yesterday?

Quite possibly, I don’t know what that is.

Offensive fancy dress

Awesome:

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Ben is a family friend, and we’re currently trying to persuade him to not sign for Chelsea as they’re all wankers. Historically.

In other news, I’m pretty sure you can add Ashley Cole to the list of very good players who don’t really like football.