It’s the fans that like the scarves
outfitting their homes to look like tacky hotels
Swearing at referees
Russell Hoult, too, if memory serves.
Appending “sy” to their teammates’ surnames
Benoit Assou-Ekotto too.
Gerard Piqué likes late-noughties indie rock.
Xabi Alonso likes Pavement
And Belle & Sebastian, and Mad Men. A lot like me, maybe slightly better at football/slightly less handsome.
Putting their laces through it
romps with stunnas.
Sticking it in the MIIXXAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Big Nev posted something about MBV the other day
Didn’t The Fiver have this joke yesterday?
Quite possibly, I don’t know what that is.
Offensive fancy dress
Ben is a family friend, and we’re currently trying to persuade him to not sign for Chelsea as they’re all wankers. Historically.
In other news, I’m pretty sure you can add Ashley Cole to the list of very good players who don’t really like football.