marckee is, ask him anything about the royals

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It’s awful, so contrived, and there are a couple of different TV ads now using it as a format.

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Like this one?

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p’raps a bit NSFW there

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bollocks, did it from my phone and it was meant to say NSFW but I think when I applied the spoiler i erased it. Also too late now to edit. :confused:

jeeeesus

I’d probably take his surname.

not restricted to group chat, but when people send their entire message in short messages of a few words each so your phone buzzes five times in a row

STILL my colleague who exagerrates her hand movements when she types as if she’s playing a piano. Someone on here said they do something similar as they have dyspraxia (?) but it’s since been confirmed my colleague doesn’t have dyspraxia and is in fact a pianist.

People who think the H in IMHO stands for ā€˜honest’.

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That was me, yep. And I’ve since realised that, helpful as I find it, this might just be me, and everyone else in my office probably finds me as infuriating as you find your pianist.

Here’s a new one:

#the educated people I work with who can’t understand how to use a FUCKING RECYCLING BIN SYSTEM

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The early drafted verses on Still D.R.E. needed some rewrites

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:joy:

this has reminded me: the people in our flats who don’t understand that things bigger then the rubbish chute will not fit down the rubbish chute. I’ve been tempted to start a passive-aggressive thread on the estate’s forum asking if we can get them rubbish chute training.

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Don’t do that. They need some really good chute training.

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i need to some time to consider what the appropriate reply to this is

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Two things that I was reminded of on my commute this morning:

  1. the expression, ā€œI love him/her to bitsā€; and

  2. people who have had a seat all train journey getting off before people who have been standing in the aisle all journey.

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You’ve already had 17 hours.