Things that fully irk you


#561

People eating crisps in the cinema.


#562

^fucking treble this


#563

I know some people who will post the same shit on Facebook, instagram and twitter. It was barely good enough to view once we certainly don’t need to see it thrice.


#564

Oh you’re such a quirky girl aren’t u


#565

a mate of mine does #tbt’s to stuff that happened within the last month. really irksome.


#566

Got someone posting shit like this.


#567

Your reply:

If you were really enjoying your holiday, you wouldn’t be thinking about Instagram.


#568

alright, dad


#569

Got fully irked at work yesterday.

4.30pm meeting, I grabbed a bag of mixed sweets on the way. The meeting was me and two others so I did the decent thing and offered up a sweet to my co-meetees.

1 person declined, but the other - someone I already fucking hate - took one and took one of the two white chocolate mice. I fucking love white chocolate mice, they’re my favourite. Irked.

THEN TWENTY SECONDS LATER SHE HELPED HERSELF TO THE OTHER WHITE CHOCOLATE MOUSE!


#570

for the last 2 years my wife has informed me that the early bank holiday in August is an English one, and I’ve believed her without verifying. Feel like I’ve lost a holiday :cry:


#571

Banished to the netherworld


#572

TBF, the second one is your mistake for not taking the other white chocolate mouse immediately.


#573

My thoughts exactly.


#574

Listening to the Scott Walker proms thing and the fucking audience keeps doing that thing of trying to be the first to start applauding as soon as they know what song it is: “Yes, everyone. I know this one. I know it and I appreciate it. I probably appreciate it more than you, actually”.


#575

I was talking, doing my job :frowning:


#576

You grab the mouse and stick it in front of you for when you’re finished.


#577

Shouldn’t have to, Theo!

I wasn’t offering a second one. The bag was in front of me, opening facing me, but she reached across the table to help herself.

She’s in the wrong here and she must be punished.


#578

Was it any good?


#579

If you can get past the irksome audience it’s pretty good, yeah!


#580

It’s definitely out of order. I just think you don’t give your office Nemesis that much leeway.