Got fully irked at work yesterday.
4.30pm meeting, I grabbed a bag of mixed sweets on the way. The meeting was me and two others so I did the decent thing and offered up a sweet to my co-meetees.
1 person declined, but the other - someone I already fucking hate - took one and took one of the two white chocolate mice. I fucking love white chocolate mice, they’re my favourite. Irked.
THEN TWENTY SECONDS LATER SHE HELPED HERSELF TO THE OTHER WHITE CHOCOLATE MOUSE!