I’m realising this is opening old wounds. My friend and I were in the pub eating our dinner which comes with a shared side of veg and a side of roast potatoes, amazing. Another friend joins us half way, doesn’t order any food, just a drink and the friend I’m having the meal with says “oh, help yourself to some roast potatoes if you like” which in itself is totally outrageous, I didn’t want to share them, you NEVER share roast potatoes, get your own but whatever… I think to myself “he’s not a dickhead, he’ll probably just have one or two”… you know how this ends… he continues to quickly devour ALL the roast potatoes. All of them!! This was 10 years ago. Never forget. Never forgive. I still sometimes ask my friend “remember that time so and so ate all the roast potatoes? raging” … ahem.