Last night I went to a comedy show and was sat next to a woman who would not stop laughing VERY loudly at EVERY. SINGLE. TINY. THING. I realise I was at a comedy show, people are meant to do such things, y’know… they’re having fun n all that… but oh my god, I’ve never been so close to chucking my pint over someones head in my life. She was sobbing, grunting, bending over in agony with laughter. I could barely hear what the guy was saying because she would HA HA, at every word. Even at the bits that weren’t particularly funny! Those moments were more for a mild smirk, not full on rip roaring guffaws. It’s not like I was annoyed at her laugh, it wasn’t bad at all, it was quite pleasant… it was just relentless. I wondered if I was just being a joyless fool but I checked, no one else around us was laughing that hard. At points I considered trying to compete with her with volume but quickly put the thought aside because that would fully make me a lunatic. Soooo instead I sat there, quietly seething.
I feel like such a bitch