Maybe his nose is right and yours is wrong?
never seen my nose without all the skin and stuff so fair point
Spent almost £70 in Hotel Chocolat yesterday for mothers day stuff (2 x mums, 2 x nans, something for myself obvs).
Just got an email for 15% off in store. IRKED.
Ooooooooooft
When people use words like “Hangry” to try and excuse being a cunt.
“I didn’t mean it, I was hungry-angry, I was Hangry!”
No, you were a prick and a stupid portmanteau doesn’t excuse it.
Portmanteaus in general, really.
Adults banging on about their birthday for weeks/months before it happens is the neediest thing imaginable and utterly inexcusable when you’re past the age where it means jelly and ice cream.
In unrelated news, really looking forward to my gf’s 30th birthday party on Saturday!!
Used to work with a girl who insisted her birthday lasted for the entire month of January. It was a desperate and vain attempt to justify the fact that she would come in every morning absolutely reeking of gin from every pore. And the fact that she was a completely spoilt brat.
I know a few people like this.
As someone who hates birthdays, one day is enough. I went away last year for mine but then that meant I had to celebrate it with my family and two separate friends weeks after the event. I was hoping they’d all just let it pass by!!
I put these people in the same category as those who book the day off.
I’ve been asked to book the day off for hers.
I usually book mine off if it falls on a weekday, but only so I can go off somewhere on my own and actively not engage with the fact that other people are more excited about my birthday than I am.
But yeah, I’m with you on this meow.
Nah birthdays off for life - should be a human right
This would irk me way more.
I have never worked on my birthday and don’t plan on starting any time soon. I don’t do anything special, maybe go for a meal with the TV in the evening, but I feel my birthday is the one day where I should be free to sit around in my pants drinking tea and eating biscuits if I choose.
At this point I’m basically irked by the entire concept of birthdays tbqfh.
GROW UP
I think the concept of having one consistent day to yourself away from cares of the world is about as grown up as you can get.
I do that every week.
Did we work together?
When you get a cake or bun that looks really good and all covered in icing, but then is dry and stodgy inside. Such a bummer.
