Things that happen on the TV programme "Dinner Date"

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  • someone makes their meal in spite of having barely any kitchen utensils
  • someone does some beat poetry or serenades their date on an acoustic guitar
  • the date brings a bouquet of flowers as a gift. Rather than putting them in a vase, they take the bouquet into the taxi with them
  • one month later, everyone is still single.
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Opens the door to a ready meal
‘‘Yeah happy with that, hated them anyway. Love microwaved spag bol actually, made up! haha’’

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“gonna go out for a night with the girls so the makeup isn’t wasted!”

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One of the lads has to call their mum to explain the recipe

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I haven’t seen it for ages but I like it when

They are proper old and don’t give a shit
One of them obviously fancies the other and gets really pissed
There is someone from my home town

I think the really old episodes have some quite odd people on them if I remember correctly

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Drops a clanger like hes a massive swinger or ran over a nun so cant drive, completely unannounced so they just kind of quietly finish the dish.

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“conversation’s flowing well”

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Celebrity one - guest sneaks off to ring their mum to tell them that Joe Swash is in their living room

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Or they have literally no idea who the person is

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“His jerk chicken was a big success…but will this jerk be chicken out his date over an all expenses paid three course meal?”

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He was in these a lot wasnt he? Did nobody like him?

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Im glad he was, love Swashy

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New balls, please!
You’ll ‘love’ these meatballs ‘matched’ with freshly ‘court’ scallops and ‘faultlessly served’ with an ‘ace’ side of triple cooked chips

“Oh, sounds delicious. I think this person might be sporty, maybe into their tennis?”

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Also

  • two people don’t even get to go on a date
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Someone sets the fire alarm off

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I remember one ep the fella was such a dickhead, at the end where they do the “a month later” bit the girl who went on a date with him emigrated to Australia!

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