Things that have eyes (but are not creatures, living or dead)

Needles
Storms
London

(with credit to @anon24576931)

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Cats (motorway version)

Oh fuck you

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Fuck YOU

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Cats (domesticated pet version)

No fuck YOU!

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Merry Christmas, @ma0sm

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Snakes (dice version)

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You too SDD xx

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Potatoes

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Geordie dialect

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The most dangerous animal of all

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Ventriloquist’s dummies

what, Geordies?

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Oh I’ve just read the full thread title, sorry @colon_closed_bracket

I was too distracted with rage.

Starts the spin-off-of-spinoff thread “Are potatoes truly alive”?

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Old McDonald’s Farm

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Minds

Hills

Darts boards