Flies and bees seem to be massive this year. Like, noticeably larger. Bluebottles the size of my little toe. Happy for the bees though I think.
Sandwiches seem to much more filled these days, even your supermarket variety seem to be stuffed to the brim. Have conflicting feelings about this.
I’m sure there are others.
Burgers. Everyone’s sticking onion rings and loads of patties and eggs and that in there. Stop it.
That’s a very good one, thank you.
Yeah if I can’t get my mouth open wide enough to take a bite of all layers then it is TOO LARGE imo
Same. And I have a very large mouth.
The moon. Much bigger than in the 1980s.
Is that true?! Or has the Earth gotten closer to it?
pre-season football tournament trophies
My family has gotten bigger recently (in number)
Milkshakes seem to much more generous than when I was a nipper
One flew through the patio door the other night and it looked like a bat.
Thankfully it turned around and flew straight out because otherwise my plan to deal with it was to exit the room, close the door and not go back in there ever.
My shop GP, mainly because I’m very good at this job.
I’ve read this sentence a few times now, and still don’t know what you’re trying to say here
Lol very typoey. Try now.
It’s better, but I don’t know what GP is other than General Practitioner, but I don’t think that’s right.
Teenagers. They’re all huge.