Things that it would be funny if it happened at a wedding

The ordainer is wearing shorts

bon iver coming out to a sold out audience

(or something like that)

idk

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He said Rachel instead of the bride’s name.

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The bride gets thrown out for doing coke.

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A good stand-up set.

The bit where Miranda falls over, but at a wedding.

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The dinner is really lavish and opulent and expensive but it’s served on paper plates and the cutlery and cups are plastic

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*BBQ towel roll

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Animal Collective - My Girls is covered poorly as the bridal party walk down the aisle.

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The beautiful couple accidentally finish each others sandwiches lol I mean sentences

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One/both of the couple audibly farting during the vows.

The vicar said “mawidge”.

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This concept has legitimately made me lose it a bit three separate times now which I think, against all odds, probably makes it one of the funniest things I’ve ever thought about

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When they say “does anyone have a reason as to why these people cannot be married”, uncle benny goes “Well actually!” then shakes his head and sits back down

This, but uncle benny does an audible fart instead of saying anything.

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i wish you hadn’t reminded me of that existence of that. i’d rather watch a particularly graphic auschwitz doc

How about if when they say “does anyone have a reason as to why these people cannot be married” the person saying it required an individual “no” from everyone in attendance

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Would you like me to post the video in this thread chief?

The difficulty of everyone getting them to the church, getting a vehicle big enough to fit the fridge and then finding a way to carry them into the venue

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