Things that it would be funny if it happened at a wedding

#1

The ordainer is wearing shorts

#2

bon iver coming out to a sold out audience

(or something like that)

idk

#3

He said Rachel instead of the brideā€™s name.

#4

The bride gets thrown out for doing coke.

#5

they are using paper towel like in a BBQ restaurant

#6

A good stand-up set.

#7

The bit where Miranda falls over, but at a wedding.

#8

The dinner is really lavish and opulent and expensive but itā€™s served on paper plates and the cutlery and cups are plastic

#9

*BBQ towel roll

#10

Animal Collective - My Girls is covered poorly as the bridal party walk down the aisle.

#11

The beautiful couple accidentally finish each others sandwiches lol I mean sentences

#12

everyone buys a fridge

#13

One/both of the couple audibly farting during the vows.

#14

The vicar said ā€œmawidgeā€.

#15

This concept has legitimately made me lose it a bit three separate times now which I think, against all odds, probably makes it one of the funniest things Iā€™ve ever thought about

#16

When they say ā€œdoes anyone have a reason as to why these people cannot be marriedā€, uncle benny goes ā€œWell actually!ā€ then shakes his head and sits back down

#17

the bride is still fuming from losing at trivial pursuit three nights ago and keeps on referencing how the groom had better not ā€˜cheat on her THIS timeā€™ but no one else gets the reference

#18

This, but uncle benny does an audible fart instead of saying anything.

#19

i wish you hadnā€™t reminded me of that existence of that. iā€™d rather watch a particularly graphic auschwitz doc

#20

How about if when they say ā€œdoes anyone have a reason as to why these people cannot be marriedā€ the person saying it required an individual ā€œnoā€ from everyone in attendance