Things that it would be funny if it happened at a wedding

The priest/vicar/whatever is really drunk and starts a fight on one of the wedding party, pisses himself and falls asleep

Just an area of the reception that has like seven very obviously fridge shaped boxes all wrapped up nicely

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Can you legit spoiler this please? It’s scared me a bit

under the misapprehension that you are in fact a fisherman

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everyone is constipated and nobody wants to have fun

The seating plan contains a spelling mistake in everyone’s name.

garlic bread

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This isn’t that funny I’m afraid

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The groom and the best man hide up on a balcony thing and the best man really needs a piss but the groom won’t let him so he pisses himself and the piss drips down and the groom and the best man get discovered because of the piss dripping down from the balcony thing.

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The vicar plays with a fidget spinner while conducting the ceremony.

the aurora borealis

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When the flowers get thrown behind the person’s head they forget to let go of them and just hit themselves with the flowers and it keeps happening over and over again and initially the guests think the person is doing a funny bit but it goes on for so long that everyone gets uncomfortable because they keep going “3! 2! 1! whooooooo” every time

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*Del Boy

The bit where Miranda falls over, but at a Del Boy.

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Ted Danson has replaced the priest and is dressed up as an old guy and is stalling for time

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The wedding car belongs to the local circus and upon arrival to the church the doors explode and the wheels fall off.

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The Fonz jumps over the church while wearing waterskis.

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This would be very funny