Because I’m a fucking child
Various shite that people wrote on their ballot papers. Also enjoyed the person who drew a massive cock and balls on their ballot, obviously had a change of heart, scribbled the lot out and stuck it in the ballot box anyway.
What ward are you?
Ah so you must have had the pleasure of defacing three ballot papers rather than two! (I was clerking for Queen Edith and counting for Market)
Because I am a child.