When xylo gets irked and goes a bit xylo
Oh yeah, nobody has said “Smokers outside the hospital doors” yet.
(For cringe btw)
Hey, at least you usually catch yourself in the middle of it these days
Dutch tea!
Do you call “Dutch ruddering” just “ruddering” Hoogs?
it’s a people when thread then
Apparently, he calls jumping between two ropes while people stand at each end rotating them ‘double’
I heard that too
farting under his duvet and pulling it over a bed companion is ‘an oven’
That’s called “hotboxing” so it’s weird that he calls that that
fuck off
Ok!
I went on a date once and bought some handwritten notes in my pocket with some really banal subject matter, which I took out during dinner when there was a lull in conversation. As a joke obviously. Went down very well - she did a very prolonged and genuine looking LOL.
The constant Tory comments on here
It’s called a Pleuger rudder
I know what you’re trying to do here, not falling for it though
Shiny suits, or any suit that isn’t black.
Exception for ‘badass’?
Absolutely everyone sounds like Jacob Rees-Mogg when they say bad-arse
We’ve hounded most of them off of DiS, thankfully.
No exception. We just shouldn’t try and say “badass”