Things that make you go "urgh"

  • possessive language (mine, yours, belong to me, etc.) used in a romantic context
  • the term “other half”

Valentine’s Day soon, isn’t it.

Mine Birthday Sooner

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People gobbing on pavements

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Trump’s tweets. I keep going back for more.

Usually don’t care about PDAs at all but there was a couple opposite me on the train this morning that were fucking nauseatingly over the top, rubbing noses, smooching, the works. They were both 30-somethings as well, it made me go “urgh”

Singing Tom Jones songs at karaoke

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Singing C+C Music Factory at Karaoke and getting the lyrics wrong.

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Mark Kermode

Seeing kids with snotty noses.

Kids with food all around their mouths. Wipe their fucking faces between spoonfuls, you lazy bastard parents.

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Pioneers have always met with opposition from small-minded pricks like you.

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The word ‘fizz’ to describe carbonated wine

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Used jonnys left on the bedroom floor.

eh?

Every love song ever written. Also certain Valentine’s heart sweeties.

When someone asks me what the lead singer of Ultravox’s surname is

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You’re mine, japesy. Your gorgeous nose, hairy shoulders, shaven nethers, all belong to me.

You know, in a romantic context.

Get it now?

People inventing stuff their kids said or did for cheap social media numbers.

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Smokers outside the hospital doors

My three year old niece was complaining about this at Christmas. She’s very advanced for her age.

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