Trump’s tweets. I keep going back for more.
Usually don’t care about PDAs at all but there was a couple opposite me on the train this morning that were fucking nauseatingly over the top, rubbing noses, smooching, the works. They were both 30-somethings as well, it made me go “urgh”
Singing Tom Jones songs at karaoke
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Singing C+C Music Factory at Karaoke and getting the lyrics wrong.
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Mark Kermode
Seeing kids with snotty noses.
Kids with food all around their mouths. Wipe their fucking faces between spoonfuls, you lazy bastard parents.
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Pioneers have always met with opposition from small-minded pricks like you.
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The word ‘fizz’ to describe carbonated wine
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Used jonnys left on the bedroom floor.
eh?
Every love song ever written. Also certain Valentine’s heart sweeties.
When someone asks me what the lead singer of Ultravox’s surname is
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You’re mine, japesy. Your gorgeous nose, hairy shoulders, shaven nethers, all belong to me.
You know, in a romantic context.
Get it now?
People inventing stuff their kids said or did for cheap social media numbers.
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Smokers outside the hospital doors
My three year old niece was complaining about this at Christmas. She’s very advanced for her age.
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I have said it before but I will say it again when people refer to there other half as ‘this one’ or the like
URGH!
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Absolute state of this, Pimes. Absolute state of it.
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Shitting Christ.
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