Things that make you orange

Orange paint
Being an Ulster Unionist
Being a monarch of the Netherlands
Fake tan
Eating too many oranges at once (I think I read this somewhere)
Being a relative of one particular member of Take That

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Sunny Delight

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Eating Wotsits.

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Maybe that’s what I was thinking of.

Keratin (eating too many carrots)

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when you’ve been tangoed

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Broken record time but i had to kiss that adult tango baby on a film once, but i am only rehashing this anecdote to confirm that kissing someone who has been tangoed (or is in fact the tangoer) did not tango me or turn me orange.

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Envy

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Good early period Paul Verhoeven film featuring a young Rutger Hauer :+1:

Fucked in with the UK release however as it was called Survival Run over here :scream: :scream: :scream_cat:

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Side note: eating too many oranges at once is a very real risk for people who have not appreciated that oranges are not the only fruit.

Offering two for one cinema tickets to your customers every Wednesday

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I’m calling paint on those two, although I wouldn’t rule out carrots.

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Technically, it is the other way round: only if you are an ‘Oranje’ you can become the Dutch monarch.

Abolish the monarchy!

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That just makes your clothes orange. Unless the dye’s running.

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Jaundice

Just saw lots of Hare Krishnas on Market Street. I asked them to post in this thread

Being the worlds worst rapper because you don’t rhyme with anything

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Standing under a sodium light