Being an Ulster Unionist
Being a monarch of the Netherlands
Eating too many oranges at once (I think I read this somewhere)
Being a relative of one particular member of Take That
Maybe that’s what I was thinking of.
Keratin (eating too many carrots)
when you’ve been tangoed
Broken record time but i had to kiss that adult tango baby on a film once, but i am only rehashing this anecdote to confirm that kissing someone who has been tangoed (or is in fact the tangoer) did not tango me or turn me orange.
Good early period Paul Verhoeven film featuring a young Rutger Hauer
Fucked in with the UK release however as it was called Survival Run over here
Side note: eating too many oranges at once is a very real risk for people who have not appreciated that oranges are not the only fruit.
Offering two for one cinema tickets to your customers every Wednesday
I’m calling paint on those two, although I wouldn’t rule out carrots.
Technically, it is the other way round: only if you are an ‘Oranje’ you can become the Dutch monarch.
Abolish the monarchy!
That just makes your clothes orange. Unless the dye’s running.
Just saw lots of Hare Krishnas on Market Street. I asked them to post in this thread
Being the worlds worst rapper because you don’t rhyme with anything
Standing under a sodium light