They try to flash you to let you pull out but squirt washing fluid onto their windscreen.
Try to swipe their bank card at the tube turnstiles when they’re standing to close to the gate and it won’t open.
Driving a rental van.
Packing their shopping into bags as they scan it at the self service tills.
Having their windscreen wipers on at an unnecessarily high setting when it’s not even raining that much, or even not noticing that it has stopped raining AND THEY’RE STILL ON
it’s the only incontestable one on the list mate. by definition you are a n00b if you’re driving a rental van
never had egg or potato on a pizza
Try to do a proper throw-in at 5 a side
Cycling to work.
Wearing a rucksack.
Ordering two-thirds of a pint of beer.
Keeper who gets their centre back to take goal kicks
Buying duty free on a plane
not scanning bakery products/vegetables as the cheapest item on either section at the self service
Daisy chain headband at a festival
Wearing a band’s own tshirt to their gig
why are these noob traits?
Ordering a “pint of beer”
Turning their phone off in, rather than before going into, a film screening
Their username being a lighter colour