I really, really do.
Will happily sit behind a lorry at 54.7mph for 3 miles in the middle but as soon as it pulls over speeds up to 80. Under no circumstances uses the outside lane though.
Pressing a flashing Metrolink doors button to open it. ESPECIALLY when there’s someone waiting on the other side of the door to get off.
Also, just using the Metrolink.
Equally, pressing the open door button on the tube.
Worries about stacking records horizontally
Scottish. Welsh. Northern Irish. Irish.
Bumsucking a joint.
£100 if you’re caught, pal. Also, the endless embarrassment of all the tories staring at you whilst you get dragged off, pretending to check all your pockets.
a good one is when you have a chainring mark on yr inner calf
‘the Greycoat Gestapo’ as we used to call them as schoolkids.
wearing your bike helmet on an easyjet flight because they told you to.
This is now the cycling thread
saggy chain on a fixie
They did. One of them got stabbed and then they mainly operated with police and started wearing the fluorescent garb.
laughs at The Big Bang theory
Confuses being a noob with being incredibly basic
I saw a guy trying to give it legs from the inspectors and police and the policeman just tripped him and he faceplanted into the platform. Looked like it well hurt.
So many clutch wearer outers
