also : has a triple.

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can’t get the taps to work at fabric

boarding to queue a plane what

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99% of people at airports. ultimate n00bage.

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Uses a bridge camera

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Thinking that Harold Bishop is dead.

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always enjoyed watching the n00bs during freshers week trying to order a pint at the bar, queuing in single file and that.

would only last a couple of days, but was funny.

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Chooses a music festival to go to based on the line-up

to expand, n00b behaviour at airports:

Browsing any sort of products aside from water and a light snack
Walking slowly through the airport
Wearing flip flops/shorts to the airport
Purchasing suncream/sunglasses at the airport
Doing anything that isn’t sitting silently with headphones on
Running to the gate when its announced
Queuing to board the plane
Purchasing items on the plane
Sitting down and waiting to leave the plane

Plays space marines in popular tabletop game warhammer 40k

don’t know if this is true but it should be

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wearing a disposal poncho at a festival.

Buying stuff on a plane other than a quick drink

this one’s nonsense, n00b

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I knew the difference as an E Honda player on SFIV:

Ken player: complete tool, will try and dragon punch anything, will be destroyed in hilariously short order.

Ryu player: small change he’s less of a fool. Might have a tough time.

Still haven’t played SFV. No Honda no sale.

#irked

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I had a Ryanair lasagna on the way back from Riga and it was freakin’ delicious.

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even that is n00bmania, man. drinks to be purchased before boarding the plane under all circumstances.

n00b

*before arriving at the airport. Jeez-o man you’re a total n00b at this airport lark

Sorry I hadn’t seen you’d already covered this one. Wouldn’t order anything myself but I know some dissers can’t last the length of a Ryanair flight within a drink so…

its unbelievable, isn’t it.