What about a penguin the size of a small crow?
Like the size of your⌠anal passage?
Iâve got your number, sonny!
An army of undead removing the heads of the living with a cat shovel.
Put it in the manifesto jezza!
Good job heâs got your number also.
Version of drowned in sound where posting counts as work
Question mark at the end means I am still debating it⌠internally, if you get my drift.
Whatâs this thread about again?
I just called to say I like the size of your anal passage
The cat jumped off because i was laughing.
Back to work everyone!
Thanks?
I get a keyboard stroke bonus multiplier
A doughnut that lasts forever
Waheeeyyy
Youâve got a nerve to be asking a favour
hey I just met you, and this is crazyâŚ
And I
A device that sticks to the top of the microwave and extends to near the bottom that automatically stirs what youâre cooking by virtue of the bowl rotating.
This exist yet @epimer?
Love this
A beer glove.
Pants that have a special fabric that acts as a simultaneous silencer and freshener to farts.
Youâre losing a lot of the fun there though, woodo.