Things that need inventing (or do they???)

What about a penguin the size of a small crow?

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Like the size of your… anal passage?

I’ve got your number, sonny!

An army of undead removing the heads of the living with a cat shovel.

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Put it in the manifesto jezza!

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Good job he’s got your number also.

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Version of drowned in sound where posting counts as work

Question mark at the end means I am still debating it… internally, if you get my drift.

What’s this thread about again?

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:musical_note::musical_note: I just called to say I like the size of your anal passage :musical_note::musical_note:

The cat jumped off because i was laughing.

Back to work everyone!

Thanks?

I get a keyboard stroke bonus multiplier

A doughnut that lasts forever

Waheeeyyy

You’ve got a nerve to be asking a favour

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:musical_note::musical_note: hey I just met you, and this is crazy…

And I

:musical_note::musical_note:

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A device that sticks to the top of the microwave and extends to near the bottom that automatically stirs what you’re cooking by virtue of the bowl rotating.

This exist yet @epimer?

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Love this

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A beer glove.

Pants that have a special fabric that acts as a simultaneous silencer and freshener to farts.

You’re losing a lot of the fun there though, woodo.