Saying bless you (or acknowledging a sneeze in any shape or form)
Ties
?
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Standing in fucking stupid places, such as train station entrances, when people are trying to get past.
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Fake kissing when you meet someone, whether it be a good friend, an acquaintance or a stranger that you’re meeting for the first time. As well as real kissing when you meet someone that you don’t actually love in any form whatsoever. I mean, I don’t know you, don’t care for you THAT much, so keep your lips away from me.
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First class train carriages
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Sandwich shops, bars, cafes, etc writing shit on blackboards outside their premises.
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Social media.
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Yeah i would say unnecessary* touching of anyone that you don’t love is a good one.
*like you can save someone from falling over or whatever
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Automatic 10 or 12% service charges at restaurants
Everyone should tip but more organically
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Australians. Lighthearted wink 
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Not this. All restaurants should have a set service charge added onto the bill.
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Racism
People telling you to keep it light
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I hate hard water, think it should be a human right to always bathe in soft water. Hard water must be eradicated, Balonz.
Nope. After a heavy fucking weekend in London I’m quite happy to pay the extra £20 for peace and quiet on the way back up the road.
I’m fact I wish they had a diamond class or something where we got shoulder massages and head rubs.
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Ever drunk a cup of black tea made with hard water? It’s fucking rank and shouldn’t be allowed.
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Why, in the year of our Lord 2018, am I still having to press enter after inputting my personal identity PIN into a cash machine? Bam this sick filth.
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if they didn’t exist then trains would have more space and everyone would be able to travel in comfort instead of just the obscenely rich
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Phew I’m glad you said it
Chances of an employer passing that on to the staff? Never worked anywhere that does service charges so I honestly don’t know. Is it set in law that service charges have to go to staff?
Because if you accidentally press the wrong 4th number you want to be able to cancel it, rather than have it submitted as an incorrect attempt.