Things that need to be eradicated from society (keeping it light edition)

#1

Saying bless you (or acknowledging a sneeze in any shape or form)
Ties
?

#2

Flora Light
Cathedral City Light
Heinz Mayo Light

#3

Standing in fucking stupid places, such as train station entrances, when people are trying to get past.

#4

Fake kissing when you meet someone, whether it be a good friend, an acquaintance or a stranger that you’re meeting for the first time. As well as real kissing when you meet someone that you don’t actually love in any form whatsoever. I mean, I don’t know you, don’t care for you THAT much, so keep your lips away from me.

#5

First class train carriages

#6

Sandwich shops, bars, cafes, etc writing shit on blackboards outside their premises.

#7

Social media.

#8

Yeah i would say unnecessary* touching of anyone that you don’t love is a good one.

*like you can save someone from falling over or whatever

#9

maybe actually you are onto something.

I sneezed in the street today and a woman walking next to me said ‘bless you’ and used it as an in to ask me all sorts of questions about myself, whether I’m married etc.

weird

#10

Automatic 10 or 12% service charges at restaurants

Everyone should tip but more organically

#11

I am being the change I wish to see in the world and never acknowledge a sneeze

#12

Australians. Lighthearted wink :wink:

#13

Not this. All restaurants should have a set service charge added onto the bill.

#14

Racism

#15

CONGRATULATIONS!

#16

People telling you to keep it light

#17

I hate hard water, think it should be a human right to always bathe in soft water. Hard water must be eradicated, Balonz.

#18

Nope. After a heavy fucking weekend in London I’m quite happy to pay the extra £20 for peace and quiet on the way back up the road.
I’m fact I wish they had a diamond class or something where we got shoulder massages and head rubs.

#19

Ever drunk a cup of black tea made with hard water? It’s fucking rank and shouldn’t be allowed.

#20

Why, in the year of our Lord 2018, am I still having to press enter after inputting my personal identity PIN into a cash machine? Bam this sick filth.