Things that need to stop


#1

eric needs to stop posting!! etc

Calling stuff American __________ for me.

it’s over with, let it go.

edit
KEEP IT LIGHT


#2

in the name of love
before you break my etc


#3

twee covers of songs
anyone covering ‘where is my mind’ ever again


#4

Sex before marriage


#5

i said keep it light!


#6

Simpsons
international friendlies


#7

@ericthefourth needs to stop posting


#8

exploitation of humanity via wage labour slavery.


#9

Fucking preach it, brother


#10

Open letters


#11

Idiots on my street/ surrounding streets putting bins in front of parking spaces to “reserve” them


#12

K.I.L.


#13

podcast chat in the footie threads.


#14

everything needing constant updates


#15

King if limbs?


#16

Cyclists at red lights!!


#17

push notifications on my phone from easyjet that are just “flights to malaga in spring 2065 now on sale!!!”

i know i could turn them off but i haven’t, ok.


#18

yes, great one!


#19

Every service you ever use needing constant validation and reviews or whatever. Like for fuck sake, I bought an inflatable paddling pool for £2.99 online, and it arrived three days later and it works, who gives two fucks. A+++++ BEST SELLER ONLINE!!! Oh no I went to Halfords cos I’d run out of WD40, YES PLEASE RATE YOUR EXPERIENCE… I’d run out of WD40 and ten minutes later I’d got a new can of WD40 and it was easy to park I don’t fucking know, it’s not like Angus the work experience spod gave me a cheeky handy J while I waited or anything FUCK OFF.


#20

the world is needy as fuck

(early smashing pumpkins draft etc etc)