Things that never go off/bad

Honey is the obvious one.
Tinned fruit, washing up liquid, candles, vodka, dark chocolate.

Any others?

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Booze

You said vodka…

Uhhh poddington peas is pretty bloody timeless right?

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Not all booze I don’t think. I’ve definitely had a can of red stripe that’d seen better days before.

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my sexy ass!

and pickles

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One of the best theme tunes!

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milk

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Pretty sure I’ve got some pots of herbs and spices I’ve had since uni

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Hmmm dusty

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I feel herbs and spices loose potency if you know what I mean

This is a very, very good shout. Can’t believe I forgot salt, what a Wally!

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mountains

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Thc deffo degrades

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Spinach

You wot m8

SPINACH

You’re having an absolute laugh mate, an absolute LAUGH

You’re having a laugh m8

Stop working for big spinach

Rice. Dried pasta. Flour. Hot sauce.

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I am famously good-humoured

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The fuck are you cooking

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